If objects could speak.

Walls have stories. Every single object has a compelling story. 

All you have to do is ask. 

Hats

     You don't need me, your hair looks fine honey

Headphones

     Rip my rubber again and I'll KILL you there won't always be more replacements!

Mirror

     I am silver and exact. You stare at me too long. I really DO like the words you rub in me after the shower I find them inspirational. 

Shampoo

   You should get that checked. Don't be anxious to talk to your mother

     I don't ENJOY seeing you naked! It just sort of happens every day 

     When I die just please have the courtesy of throwing me in the recycling I don't want to be surrounded by rotting food!

Candle 

     I used to be more than just a Pretty Stalk. I used to be NEEDED. 

Watch 

     I seem to be in the same boat as the candle the boat that drifted from necessity daily to aesthetic object

BPA 

     Hey what's all the fuss?

Tomatoes 

     Don't make me blush

Desk Chair

     I see so many asses covered with cheesy logos

Spoon

     I like your lips. wish I could smell your saliva forever. And stop shoveling me into overcooked rice okay? why don't you take me to your bed with you and hold me under your pillow

Canned Liver

     I'm not that bad, really. Why do people always put me in a box if yknowhatimean and think I'm brown and nasty

Bar Soap

     Stop throwing me in the garbage! For the sake of my brothers and sisters get your mother to stop purchasing

Storage Crates

     Um y'know, I'm dusty

Antiperspirant 

     You KILLED ME!!

Effects of musick.

I thought I saw you. But it was only a daydream 

In the daydream we were eating chicken sandwiches. 

I thought you meant chocolate covered cherries but you were talking about Gavin Degraw.

I thought I had twenty-one freinds but that's only how many favorite albums I have. 

When my vision is clear it's clear only in the limbic system not in the prefrontal cortex. 

I thought I saw god but it was only a bum. 

I thought I saw ghandi but I was only a typo. 

I thought I was happy but it was only a vibration in my ear

I Remember After All This Time (# 14 I Remember)

I remember the mood rings I placed on the swamp cooler vent just to watch them change color. I remember the backyard swings in the sandbox bigger than anyone else's. I remember the mood swings of my mother pacing the floor as she rehearsed her argument then to plaster on the smile he kept in a jar my the door for her. 

I remember the hot summer days. I remember steam. I remember the hot steam from a heated argument.  

I remember Micheal. He's the one that jumped the second story window to the trampoline. I remember bubbles the ones filled wih grey fog. I remember I had no appreciation for music.  Now Micheal Bublè fits the other part of my heart. 

    I remember the candy in the peppermint place the swirls of rainbows and spheres of pink. I remember my dad telling me about telepopmusik in his jaguar. I remember the candy-coated response when I told my mom I'm not lds.

All of your love was all that I needed. 

I remember the needles the pine needles in the tree shaped like a house. I remember the needles I sewed my jeans with. 

I remember the needles. 

From. every. single. immunization

I remember when you told me I wasn't gay Alena is hot and forgot it ever happened. 

Showing kindergarteners that gay people can get married too is wrong.

I remember the moment lana del ray was my only friend. 

I remember Ke$ha. 

I remember Ke-dalluh-sahin-ha. 

I remember when my mind was blown. Blown into my lungs. A breath of fresh air.

thank you Mr. Nelson

I remember the paper airplanes. 

I remember being one step ahead but usually a mile behind. 

  

Paperclip

Give someone a paperclip and see what they do with it. Difference between a creative type and a bored consumerist; a consumerist will bend it into a perfectly straight line, a creative type will bend it into a sculpture.
And the uninspired will clip paper.

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Tourist

SIXERZ. (#9 Sixers)

I want to drink butterfly milk.

If my heart was a house.

You would be the north star.

We are all men of action.

Why over think your every action?

We are but poor circus performers.

The balloon can't be filled with helium.

Do you know the way there?

Yes, I do thanks for asking.

I have the most cherished thing.

A hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

"You carry baggage of much value."

People search for air in tunnels.

(Object permanence is not always constant.)

Grains, Of the earth thrive there.

Rain pours happily instead of snow.

She did her best thinking then.

Do you have an animal spirit?

There's a frog in my throat.

There is a frog tied up.

The man in black breathed deeply.

He prepared for the fatal strike.

Only you are frightening me.

How can I soften my weave?

Hammers & tongs, anvils & steel.

No fabric is softer than silk.

Andrea Gibson eats lots of root vegtables.

I am envious of your collection.

You found so many beautiful things

Drink me, I dare you to.